1. Mixing ice cream can really take a toll on your forearms.
I've only been working two months and I'm already getting carpal tunnel... My life is a joke #coldstoneprobs
My forearms are bigger than my biceps. #ColdstoneProbs
I've only been working two months and I'm already getting carpal tunnel... My life is a joke #coldstoneprobs
2. The singing. Oh dear god the singing.
The fuck is this...?! #ColdstoneProbs
Here at Cold Stone we sing songs do da, do da, mixin ice cream all day long. Tip songs are stuck in my head. #ColdStoneprobs
3. Work always seems to follow you home.
I don't think I will ever get the smell of ice cream completely off my skin. #coldstoneprobs
“@CremeryProblems: Can never manage to leave work w/out chocolate or caramel on my arms... Or on any other part of me...#ColdStoneProbs”
I will permanently smell like a waffle cone by the end of the summer. #ColdstoneProbs
4. But seriously, it's near impossible to escape the remnants of Cold Stone.
My reoccurring nightmare of my hands being covered in peanut butter gets increasing real everytime I work coldstone #ColdStoneProbs
I'm so covered in icecream I bet if someone just smells me they'll get diabetes #coldstoneprobs
Just found a clump or caramel in my beard…or is it fudge? #coldstoneprobs
5. Customers can't seem to grasp the sizes that are offered.
RT @Shanikaaa_: RT @CremeryProblems: do not tell me you want two scoops, like it, love it or gotta have it #ColdStoneProbs
Do you see a sign that says one, two, or three scoops??? NO we have three sizes RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! #ColdStoneProbs
Jaz throwing me ice cream: Jaz- I gotta love it sig Me- okay...which one Jaz- I gots to have it Me-.... #coldstoneprobs @Thecoldstoner
6. Writing on cakes proves to be more of a problem than expected.
People get the weirdest stuff on their cakes. #coldstoneprobs
So me and Mary were asked to draw a scarf and Hebrew letters on a cake.. #ColdstoneProblems
But wait someone really asked for this LOL #coldstoneprobs http://t.co/m43OcsxY
7. Being around ice cream and candy all day is a huge struggle in itself.
Constantly consuming mix ins for myself #ColdStoneProbs
You may think my job isn't hard, but I'd like to see you be around ice cream all day and not gain 20 lbs.. #coldstoneprobs
Always want ice cream when im not at work #coldstoneprobs. Seriously though I want a milkshake more than I want sleep.
8. Waffle cones/bowls are really more trouble than they're worth.
Customer asks for creation in cone. Get waffle cone and customer complains that it's too big #coldstoneproblems
I understand u want a waffle... ANY size can go INTO the waffle. #coldstoneproblems
Seriously regretting that trip to the gym this morning--cleaning the waffle irons at work was enough of a work out! #coldstoneproblems
9. You really learn just how stupid people in this world can be.
#coldstoneprobs #loveourjob RT @K_Gibbs_10: I swear I get paid at work to hear bad pick up lines, listen to music and do my homework.
Having someone ask you if that's really the cream of an Oreo in Oreo cream, excuse me? #CSprobs #ColdStoneProbs
If you pronounce Watermelon Sorbet as Watermelon Sherbert, you should not be allowed to get it #coldstoneprobs
Some man just asked me if I went to school to work at the stone. Yeah, I got a masters in icecream mixery... I hate people. #ColdstoneProbs
10. The mix-in toppings seem to cause a lot of confusion, as well.
What? Your mad because you wanted more topics and we're charging you for it and that's what it has on the board? #coldstoneproblems
today I asked a girl what she wanted mixed into her ice cream and her response was "it doesn't matter" #wtf #coldstoneproblems
*runs outa gummy bears* "theres some in that jar in the front?" SURE YOU CAN EAT HARD 6 YEAR OLD GUMMY BEARS IF YOU WANT #coldstoneproblems
11. You wouldn't think cleaning an ice cream shop would be too bad. But you would be mistaken.
Dishes fer dayzzzz. #coldstoneproblems
I shouldn't be cleaning pee off the seats in the girls bathroom. It should be a slam dunk every time. #coldstoneproblems
Yes that happened. #ColdStoneProblems
Found a condom at work today...winner #coldstoneproblems
People do the weirdest things in Cold Stone bathrooms. I once had to clean up vomit from literally ever surface of the men's room one night. WHY.
12. Basically, working at Cold Stone is the worst.
My job is literally to fuel a new morbidly obese generation. #ColdStoneProblems #SorryImNotSorry
You will never understand hell until you've worked at coldstone. #coldstoneprobs
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