Stop Everything Because Now There Is Pizza Perfume

    *hyperventilates from excitement*

    That ever-quirky fragrance company Demeter has released its best scent ever: PIZZA.

    People who tested it for the New York Daily News described it as "intoxicating and a little off-putting"; “as romantic as a cheese slice at 2 a.m"; and “great, if you want to smell like garlic.”

    A 0.5 oz. purse-sized cologne costs only $10, if you want to try it for yourself.

    In 2013, Pizza Hut also released a pizza perfume, with "topnotes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough."

    Will you try it???