1. Hmm, you know what sounds good right now?
2. Time to get some?
3. But where to find it?
4. Time to exercise self restraint.
5. And it's self-serve.
6. Which is a huge responsibility.
7. Will you make smart choices?
8. Can you be trusted with this kind of access to toppings?
9. Unlimited scooping authority.
10. No turning back.
11. Momentarily deluding yourself.
12. In the end it weighs roughly 5 pounds.
13. Maybe you blacked out.
14. But then, acceptance.
15. Standing strong.
16. A brief moment of clarity.
17. And finally...
