1. OUR VALUABLE PERSPECTIVE:
Remember:
WHO NEEDS SOCCER ANYWAY?
2. BUT OUR PRESIDENTS DO COME BACK TO LIFE FOR TEAM USA:
3. AMERICA = THE RANGE OF THE BALD EAGLE:
4. SOLD IN AN ANTIQUE STORE:
5. WER'E THE BEST AT TROLLING OTHER COUNTRIES:
6. OUR WORLD WAR SCORE:
7. HOW WE PACK FOR FOREIGN TRAVEL:
8. THIS HORSE BRINGS FREEDOM WHEREVER IT GOES
9. WE ARE THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF FREEDOM:
10. THIS IS YOUR CO-CORKER:
11. A CAKE OPTION AT Wal-Mart:
12. WE CAN CATEGORIZE:
13. HISTORICAL FACT:
14. THE AGE YOU USE WHEN A UK BEER COMPANY ASKS:
15. OUR BEER COULD INVADE YOUR COUNTRY:
16. ROAD LEGAL:
17. ROAD LEGAL:
18. ROAD LEGAL:
19. ROAD LEGAL:
20. ROAD LEGAL:
21. IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS BEARD, PLEASE GO BACK TO FRANCE:
22. WE SMELL LIKE FREEDOM:
23. WE TASTE LIKE FREEDOM:
24. HOW WE SHOP FOR ORGANIC FOOD:
25. WE KNOW ART:
26. THIS FRIED CHICKEN DEAL:
27. THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW TRUE LOVE:
28. WE MAKE THE ONLY CANDY WORTH EATING:
29. THE ICE CREAM WE DELIVER TO OTHER COUNTRIES:
30. WE CAN TURN OUR FLAG INTO FOOD:
31. FOOD = FLAG.
32. THE TASTE OF FREEDOM:
33. WE KNOW OUR RIGHTS:
34. WE APPRECIATE HISTORY:
35. WE KNOW WHERE TO STORE EXTRA FREEDOM:
36. OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM:
37. SCIENCE:
38. WHERE FREEDOM IS TAUGHT:
39. FROM THIS TEXT BOOK:
40. AND THIS IS WHERE ONLY PATRIOTS BANK:
41. THIS BIBLE VERSE:
42. "FREEDOM VANILLA"
43. TURNING SWEDISH VODKA INTO FREEDOM:
44. +1
45. WE HAVE GREAT CUSTOMIZING OPTIONS:
46. YOUR GRANDMOTHER:
47. YOUR GRANDFATHER:
48. WE KNOW WHEN TO STOP LISTENING:
49. BEST LANDSCAPING IN THE WORLD:
50. AMERICA KNOWS HOW TO TIP:
51. COLORS DONT RUN:
52. THESE COLORS DON'T RUN:
53. KATSUP FOUNTAIN FREEDOM:
54. Your average Americans eats 18 lbs. of bacon each year.
55. MY LITTLE BACON:
56. THE ONLY CUPCAKE THAT MATTERS:
57. PEOPLE COOK BACON WITH GUNS:
WRAP IT IN TIN FOIL:
SHOOT ENOUGH ROUNDS TO HEAT THE BARREL:
TA. DA.
58. HOME AMENITIES:
59.
60. THE 5% OF AMERICA WHO WERE TRUE PATRIOTS IN THIS POLL:
61. THESE ARMY RECRUITMENT POSTERS:
62. THE ONLY INGREDIENTS THE FOUNDING FATHERS HAD:
63. THIS HISTORY LESSON:
64. THIS AMERICA LESSON BEING TAUGHT IN KOREA:
65. THE BEST SIMS CHARACTER:
66. BECAUSE WE OWN THE INTERNET:
67. BECAUSE WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO WEAR TO FORMAL OCCASIONS:
68. AND WHAT TO WEAR WHEN RELAXING:
69. AMERICA KNOWS ACCESSORIZING:
70. THE CHURCH OF FREEDOM:
71. WE LOVE THE JOKES:
72. LAND OF CHOICES:
73. ENJOY YOUR BAGUETTE:
74. AMERICAN INGENUITY:
75. THIS WORKOUT ROUTINE:
76. HAVE A VERY AMERICA 4TH!!!
