1. A cat can get famous for literally doing nothing.
2. Their ability to not give a fuck is enviable.
3. They get to judge everyone freely.
4. They are revered for playing in boxes all day.
It's my cat in a box My cat in a box babe #Remix
5. People actually enjoy rubbing their backs for hours on end.
6. Anger and agitation is forgivable and often considered to be cute..
I let my cat bite on my arm today for as long has he desired.
7. Their job consists of sitting with their feet tucked under themselves and eating.
My cat always sleeps with her paws tucked in aww aww
8. People are at their beck and call in case of vomiting or pooping sprees.
9. Getting fat is sort of endearing.
My grandmas cat xD so fat and cute
10. They don't have to have friends to be happy.
11. They are born with an insane amount of confidence.
12. Their hide and seek game is unreal.
13. They will always land on their feet.
14. People love taking pictures and videos of them just sitting.
My cat has been sitting like this for five minutes now. #whatareyoudoing #areyouokay
15. They can fall asleep ANYWHERE...ANYTIME.
16. They have a perpetual feeder that gives them free food.
17. They NEVER have to wear pants.
18. In exchange for food and shelter, they only need to provide occasional hugs and fuzziness.
19. They never have to pick up anything they knock over.
20. Their tongues are hairbrushes. HAIRBRUSHES.
21. Only sleeping 20 hours a day instead of 24 is considered an accomplishment.
In closing: Everybody should want to be a cat.
