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1. Peeing every 2 minutes has become the new normal, and sometimes you're praying you make it to the bathroom in time.
2. The likelihood of you falling and injuring yourself is much greater.
3. You fart uncontrollably, whether or not you're in public.
4. Cranky from an achy back? Welcome to your new life.
5. Hopefully you have more than one bathroom in the house because you're so constipated that you now spend hours on the toilet.
6. Oh, and speaking of gastrointestinal issues, what about the constant burping and heartburn.
7. You forget... hey what was I just thinking?
8. You find yourself thinking, "what's that horrible pain in my legs?"
9. At least you'll always have a seat on public transportation.
10. And speaking of sitting, just a friendly reminder... DO NOT FALL!
11. Also, you now have to brush your teeth more often...
12. Your body no longer feels like it's yours.
13. But no matter what, what separates you from being that 80-year-old man is that at the end you have a beautiful, new life to look forward to.
Okay, not that life...
More like this life...
But somehow, in the end, you know it's all worth it!
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