Buzz·Posted on Jul 24, 201419 Ways All-Boys Catholic School Failed To Prepare You For The Real WorldBecause maturity just wasn't a priority.by Andrew ZieglerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Thanks to school uniforms, you probably didn't even think about shopping for clothes for four plus years. The result: mom jeans. 2. Ever accidentally call a "mister" a "father?" Well it's awkward. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Loud farts are HILARIOUS in a room full of similarly aged teen boys. Outside of it? Still funny, but slightly less so. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Girls. Females. WOMEN. They're your coworkers, classmates, and friends. They're real and they're out there. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Don't let yourself go when you escape the dreaded dress code. View this photo on Instagram 6. You might still be compulsively checking to see if your shirt is tucked in. Take a breather and relax. You're a free man. 7. Do you have more ugly ties than you know what to do with? Well you'll have them forever. Get used to it. View this photo on Instagram 8. Pro tip: not everyone enjoys poop and dick jokes. View this photo on Instagram 9. Forgot to put on deodorant? Don't make that mistake twice. People remember. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Try not to lose your way without these helpful reminders about personal hygiene: View this photo on Instagram 11. Oh, and human anatomy is not the most hilarious thing ever. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Remember: the best contraception is not having sex at all. 13. Masturbation? There are other outlets for your sexual tension. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. The Holy Spirit does NOT need to be the third wheel on every date if you don't want it to be. View this photo on Instagram 15. You're going to have to find a new go-to answer for every question you don't know. View this photo on Instagram 16. Do not let the reasoning, "just because I can" justify your poor decisions after graduation. View this photo on Instagram 17. More times than not, group photos won't be followed by "a funny one." But sometimes they are. You'll be ready. View this photo on Instagram 18. DO NOT--I repeat--DO NOT moon ANYONE. In a classroom full of boys it's one thing. In the real world... Just don't do it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. The greatest discovery of all: being unathletic isn't a big deal. In fact, nobody cares at all. View this photo on Instagram The struggle is real. View this photo on Instagram