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When he improved on fruit.
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When he expressed his interests.
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When he handled a spill correctly.
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When he stated the obvious.
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When he knew how to end a conversation.
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When he found the humor in his body.
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When he told hard truths.
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When he understood commerce.
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When he correctly identified a country.
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When he had the correct reaction to team sports.
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When he discovered the best way to exercise.
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When he taught the right lessons.
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When he was deeply bitter.
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When he explained democracy.
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When he found a shortcut.
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When he knew where to hide.
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When he respected the feelings of a non-human creature.
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When he saw his inner sexy.
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When he didn't want to grow up.
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When he knew exactly what to do in bed.
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When he picked the right outfit to flatter his shape.
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When he understood the futility of human existence.
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When he was wiser than anyone realized.
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And when he made this astute observation.
