1. “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?”
2. “Oh you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, that’s nice, so which one of you is the girl/guy?”
3. “But how do you have sex?”
4. “But you always seemed so girlie/masculine?”
5. “I thought you were bi, but you’re dating someone of the same sex, so are you gay now?”
6. “Why do you all dress the same?”
7. “Why do all gay men talk like this?” *does offensive lispy voice*
8. “You’re gay, right, so are you into this chemsex thing?”
9. “Why do all lesbians have short hair?”
10. “Why are you attracted to girls that look like boys? Why not just go out with a guy?”
11. “Oh did you hear *insert name of distant family friend* came out too? You guys should meet up.”
12. “My godson/goddaughter is also gay/bi etc. do you want their number?”
13. “So how do you know if someone is gay/lesbian/bi/queer/trans?”
14. "Why isn’t it ok for me to call people *insert word* if you can say it?”
15. “Is it true that all lesbians are vegetarians?”
16. “Is *insert name of random celebrity* gay?”
17. *While watching Christmas TV* “Ooh are they your type?”
18. “Now that equal marriage is legal are you going to get married?”
19. “So grandchildren are off the cards then?”
20. “But how would you have kids? Would you adopt?”
21. “Don't you think a child should have a mum and a dad?”
22. "Do you want some more dessert?"
