Buzz·Posted on May 12, 201416 Reasons Why Grinding Is The Worst Thing To Ever Happen To HumanityToday's clubbing protocol: If you can't dance, dry hump.by Norberto BriceñoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Grinding is a popular dance move in which two people shake their hips very close to each other while facing the same direction. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF If done properly, it should look something like this (I think): Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But it is, without a doubt, the most uncomfortable and awkward dance move EVER. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Here's why: 1. This generation's lack of dance skills have prompted men all over to resort to dry humping as a substitute for dancing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Where are you supposed to place your hands? Her ribs? Her back? Her hips? Are you supposed to just hold them behind your back? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You cannot dance to your partner's "twerking." You just can't. All you can do is stand there and watch. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. It especially sucks for girls when random dudes just start grinding up on them WITHOUT PERMISSION. 5. Also, there is absolutely NO EYE CONTACT. None. Who knows what your dance partner could be doing? 6. An uninvited third person is BOUND to get in between you and your dance partner. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. What if there is a significant size difference between you and your partner? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Grinding faster doesn't make it less awkward. It actually accentuates just how ridiculous this dance move really is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Let's accept the fact that no one looks good grinding. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. No one. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Not even Hillary. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. And no, grinding with a ghost doesn't make it any better. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. NO! NOT THE FLOOR! STOP!!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. The sad thing is, people think grinding is a legit form of dance. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And they're passing it down to future generations. 16. In conclusion, grinding totally sucks. It's also... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF AWKWARD... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF AS... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FUCK.