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It starts out all badass - Danny Trejo on a motorcycle in the desert
But then he starts singing Train's new hit "Angel In Blue Jeans"
And you might be thinking, WTF?! DANNY TREJO HAS A SOFT SIDE?!
Now back to regular badass Danny Trejo mode
Danny Trejo Walks Into A Bar...
Pat Monahan walks into a bar with New Girl's Hannah Simone...
Danny drinks. He's getting angrier
"Shhhh Hannah Simone, it's me Danny Trejo. I'm here to save you."
"Here's a knife I sneakily hid in a hankerchief. No one saw it. Do something about it."
And BAM! Hannah puts a knife to Pat's throat
Pat's like "No no guys.. I got this.."
And then Danny's like "Let me steal a kiss and my girl back"
Some of you might share Pat's reaction...
Until Danny whacks him in the head then you're like "No, you're cool Danny, you're cool"
Hannah decides to celebrate her freedom as most people would..
...summoning her inner Rihanna and throwin up the money
And then they get out of there
Pat awakes from his concussion looking for Hannah & Danny
He sees them driving off into the sunset and fires shots
Now watch the un-GIF version of the video below SPOILER ALERT: THEY GET AWAY
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(Or just scroll back to the top if you're too lazy)
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