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Checking Your Email Instead of Writing
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Checking Tumblr Instead of Writing
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Checking Twitter Instead of Writing
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Checking Facebook Instead of Writing
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Checking Your Phone Instead of Writing
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Watching TV Instead of Writing
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Going to the Movies Instead of Writing
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Going to the Library Instead of Writing
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Going to the Gym Instead of Writing
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Going to the Beach Instead of Writing
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Going to Outer Space Instead of Writing
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Eating a Salad Instead of Writing
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Eating Cereal Instead of Writing
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Eating a Burger Instead of Writing
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Eating Ice Cream Instead of Writing
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Drinking Beer Instead of Writing
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Drinking Wine Instead of Writing
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Drinking Whiskey Instead of Writing
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Drinking Everything Instead of Writing
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Smoking Weed Instead of Writing
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Being Really High Instead of Writing
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Getting into Cocaine Instead of Writing
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Driving Around with a Rad Orangutan Instead of Writing
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Losing Complete Control of Your Life Instead of Writing
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Slowly Pulling It Back Together Instead of Writing
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Getting Your MFA Instead of Writing
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Reading This Post Instead of Writing
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Reading a Book Instead of Writing