1.
How do you like your coffee? How about ON YOUR SHIRT!
2.
Looks like someone decided to redecorate.
3.
Now daddy's legs are pretty.
4.
GAMECUBE?! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
5.
I mean, he's just following tradition.
6.
One-eyed, one-horned, sleeping purple paint spreader.
7.
Well, I guess it's the thought that counts.
8.
Upside down and inside out, this kid just ruined your couch.
9.
That's not how you do a headstand.
10.
Let me just take all of these nicely folded shirts and throw them right on the ground.
11.
This is the face of pure evil.
12.
Hey dad, watch me KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE!
13.
Here, let me give you a push.
17.
Why'd the boy cross the road? To screw everything up.
18.
Bitch, I said step off.
19.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
21.
Poor grandpa doesn't even see it coming.
22.
It was like this when we got here, I swear.
25.
I'll save you, sister!
