1. You copied everything your older sibling did, except you were way worse at it.
2. Everyone was always gushing over your older sister's huge life accomplishments...
3. ...and no one ever noticed your astonishing raw talents.
4. Your older brother was constantly suspicious that your guy friend was secretly your boyfriend.
5. He didn't realize that you never actually stood a chance.
6. You ruined the flawless legacy your older sister left behind by showing up on your first day of high school like...
7. Every single soul-crushing part of your awkward phase was pointed out and mocked...
8. ...your Pop Punk phase...
9. ...your self-discovery phase...
10. ...and your rebellious phase.
11. Your older sister was an athlete star and you were that kid that lost in every event on field day.
12. There was never any food left, but she was sure to leave the deceiving empty snack box for you just to amp up your disappointment.
13. As a child, you were often stuffed, locked and trapped in obscure places.
14. THIS happened every time you went to the beach, except no one ever helped you out.
15. You always wanted to hang out with your older brother and his hot friends, but you were never invited.
16. When you finally did get a boyfriend, your brother was so overly protective that he was scared away...
17. ...and you were once again, forever alone.
18. You lost at every single game.
19. It didn't matter what the game was, you always lost.
20. And finally, when you started becoming friends...
21. ...they left for college.
