1. Screen savers that belong in a museum:
2. And desktops that belong there too:
3. ZOOGS:
4. The sweet relief when you saw this:
...after being forced to listen to this for 15 minutes:
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5. Seeing this guy on EVERY SINGLE website:
6. Viruses that were kinda cute:
7. The overwhelming rage seeing a paper clip brought you:
8. The greatest feeling in the world:
9. A mouse that comes complete with a ball you can play with:
10. Checking out Main Street:
11. Getting exceptionally good at clicking out of pop-ups:
12. Free Frisbees in the mail:
13. Computers with a lot more LIFE:
14. Getting the holy grail of messages on MySpace:
15. Blastin' some math:
16. Or munchin' some numbers:
17. OOGACHAKA:
18. Firing up a game of this:
19. Or this:
20. Painting your latest masterpiece with all the tools you need on this:
21. Or this:
22. The sweet relief of finally getting something to load:
23. Being able to chat with and warn friends:
24. The original Wikipedia:
25. The only game you ever need to play:
26. The finest media player ever built:
27. A place to carry out all of your shenanigans:
28. Finally finding a perfect copy of the new Linkin Park album on Kazaa:
29. Losing Nicole's dead weight on the trail:
30. Having your very own butler:
31. Cruisin' the web on this bad boy:
32. And hearing people talk about the internet like this:
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On second thought, I'm perfectly happy with the internet the way it is now.