21 Neighbors You Desperately Don't Want To Live Near

    Let's all just move to the woods.

    1. People who do it with the curtains open:

    2. These two neighbors who are flirting with each other in the creepiest way

    3. This person who is willing to touch dog poop with their hands just for revenge:

    4. This guy who likes to listen:

    5. The people who are having sex so loud it sounds like a demon:

    6. This creepy neighbor who is making suggestions about the noise:

    7. Loud fuckers in general:

    8. The guy who gave his mother one of those owls to scare off pigeons for Mother's Day:

    9. A habitually bad parker:

    10. German exhibitionists (sorry Germans):

    11. The nosy neighbors who thought a fight was going down next door:

    12. People who are a little TOO enthusiastic with their love-making:

    13. Pumpkin thieves:

    14. Any 5 year old who demands his parking space:

    15. "Sillies":

    16. But even worse, THIS NEIGHBOR:

    17. This guy, whose admirable honesty has gone too far:

    18. This guy who doesn't care if his neighbors are elderly, he will equal opportunity murder them:

    19. This misguided real estate mogul:

    20. Greg. Just Greg. He's the worst.

    21. And lastly, these people at Christmas: