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    31 Brilliantly Weird Pieces Of Logic From "The Sims"

    From your new favourite Twitter account, @SimsLogic.

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    Talks to self in mirror all day, Gains social skills.

    2.

    Can't afford pizza, Sells door.

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    Makes autumn salad, Burns house down.

    5.

    "Oops I slipped!" *shoves entire hand up girl's vagina*

    6.

    New dishwasher, Claps hands and laughs.

    7.

    "OMG, my baby is on fire! I need to tweet this!"

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    Uncle dies at your party, 'That party was great, verging on epic! Sims around town will be talking around this one for years!'

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    Started from the bottom *motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode* Now I'm here

    12.

    Too tired to eat, Too hungry to sleep.

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    vine.co

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    Has twins, Different zodiac signs.

    16.

    HE TOOK A SLICE AND THE PIZZA IS STILL WHOLE NEVER ENDING PIZZA THIS IS THE FUTURE

    17.

    Goes clubbing, Sits at bar alone eating chicken wings all night.

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    Greatest want: having a baby Greatest fear: having a baby

    20.

    Plays chess for two hours, Qualifies as surgeon.

    21.

    Works out for ten minutes, Six pack.

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    Wakes up six hours before work, Walks to carpool, Late.

    24.

    Needs 20 friends to get a promotion, If this was real life, I'd be screwed.

    25.

    Goes food shopping, Spends 174,000 Simoleons.

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    Gets grounded, Not allowed to go to school.

    28.

    He proposed with food, Yes, he is the one, marry him immediately.

    29.

    Grandma dies, Inherits a birthday cake, six apples, four sausages and a shark.

    30.

    Meets boy, chats, high fives, hugs, chats, flirts, tells joke, kisses, woohoos, pregnant, married, gives birth, Man, what a day!

    31.

    Spending hours creating your sim, For them to look exactly the same as every other sim you've ever created.