Buzz·Posted on 29 Aug 201431 Brilliantly Weird Pieces Of Logic From "The Sims"From your new favourite Twitter account, @SimsLogic.by Luke BaileyBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Talks to self in mirror all day, Gains social skills. 08:33 PM - 14 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Can't afford pizza, Sells door. 09:58 PM - 20 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Lettuce. I gave him lettuce. 05:05 PM - 07 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Makes autumn salad, Burns house down. 10:00 PM - 18 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sims Logic @SimsLogic "Oops I slipped!" *shoves entire hand up girl's vagina* 08:22 PM - 03 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sims Logic @SimsLogic New dishwasher, Claps hands and laughs. 01:00 PM - 14 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sims Logic @SimsLogic "OMG, my baby is on fire! I need to tweet this!" 05:53 PM - 10 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Teddybear blocking fridge, Dies. 12:58 PM - 05 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Uncle dies at your party, 'That party was great, verging on epic! Sims around town will be talking around this one for years!' 01:38 PM - 11 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Parent of the year 02:05 PM - 14 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Started from the bottom *motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode* Now I'm here 08:12 PM - 24 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Too tired to eat, Too hungry to sleep. 07:50 PM - 05 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. View this vine on Vine vine.co 14. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Object blocking way, Yells at it. 10:37 AM - 27 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Has twins, Different zodiac signs. 08:45 PM - 23 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sims Logic @SimsLogic HE TOOK A SLICE AND THE PIZZA IS STILL WHOLE NEVER ENDING PIZZA THIS IS THE FUTURE 04:17 PM - 16 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Goes clubbing, Sits at bar alone eating chicken wings all night. 03:40 PM - 21 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Phone rings, Puts baby on floor. 07:52 PM - 16 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Greatest want: having a baby Greatest fear: having a baby 07:28 PM - 27 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Plays chess for two hours, Qualifies as surgeon. 10:59 AM - 14 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Works out for ten minutes, Six pack. 09:48 PM - 03 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sims Logic @SimsLogic No, thank YOU, horse 09:13 PM - 27 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Wakes up six hours before work, Walks to carpool, Late. 06:26 PM - 25 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Needs 20 friends to get a promotion, If this was real life, I'd be screwed. 03:37 PM - 20 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Goes food shopping, Spends 174,000 Simoleons. 05:08 PM - 18 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Evolution 05:07 PM - 20 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Gets grounded, Not allowed to go to school. 04:17 PM - 15 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Sims Logic @SimsLogic He proposed with food, Yes, he is the one, marry him immediately. 05:28 PM - 31 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Grandma dies, Inherits a birthday cake, six apples, four sausages and a shark. 09:51 PM - 26 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Meets boy, chats, high fives, hugs, chats, flirts, tells joke, kisses, woohoos, pregnant, married, gives birth, Man, what a day! 09:10 AM - 25 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Sims Logic @SimsLogic Spending hours creating your sim, For them to look exactly the same as every other sim you've ever created. 03:41 PM - 20 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite