1. This massive Yorkshire pudding.
2. This bowl of roasties that accurately demonstrates what your heart is really made of.
3. This absolutely giant 99 ice cream.
4. And this place that is actually selling them for 99p.
5. This perfectly buttery crumpet.
6. This golden Greggs sausage roll, seductively peeking over its paper bag.
7. These perfectly done chip shop chips.
8. And these perfect chips, smothered in gravy.
9. This glorious close-up of chips drowning in cheese and gravy.
10. This 50:50 ratio of fruit to crumble.
11. This crumble served with both ice cream and custard.
12. This beautiful double carb Nando's order.
13. This pretty perfect fry-up.
14. This simple, understated, yet glorious bacon sandwich.
15. This cheese toastie, in this particular shape, that you know tastes better than any panini or sourdough grilled cheese.
16. And this cheese toastie that's about to be dipped into this Heinz tomato soup.
17. This ratio of Pizza Express dough balls to garlic butter.
18. This so-wrong-that-it's-right pie and mash with half liquor and half gravy.
19. This Scotch egg with a NSFW runny yolk.
20. This simple cream tea, with the sexiest clotted cream.
21. This homemade Victoria sponge cake, which could maybe do with just a little more cream.
22. This Quality Street close-up, where no one's eaten all the good ones.
23. This sticky toffee pudding, with the correct amount of ice cream.
24. This incredibly shiny bread and butter pudding.
25. This giant iced bun that's so pure it doesn't need anything else.
26. And this cup of tea, which is the absolute perfect colour.
