1. "WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY AGREE THAT I AM A BEAUTY QUEEN?!"
2. "Sorry I accidentally liked your picture...from four years ago."
3. "Are you in love with me yet?"
4. "ARE YOU?"
5. "PLEASE KISS ME."
6. "I'm just going to slowly lick this paw until you find me sexy."
7. "We have one thing in common so clearly...WE ARE SOULMATES."
8. "DID I REALLY GO OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS?"
9. "Let me put on Beyonce so I can get my sexy on."
10. "Do you like sharks? You can borrow my shark hat any day. ANY DAY."
11. "LET ME LIST A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS: YOU."
12. "I CAN BE YOUR GIRL NEXT DOOR."
13. "I'm available to hang out every night...FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."
14. "DON'T LOOK AT ME."
15. "I read your entire twitter feed. I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU INTIMATELY."
