People Are Going Crazy For This Butter Knife Kickstarter And That's Because It's Utter Genius

    Without wishing to exaggerate, The Stupendous Splendiferous ButterUp is going to change your entire life.

    There is absolutely nothing on earth worse than this. As we all know, refrigerated butter needs to be stopped.

    It's gone on long enough.

    But no more. Be warned. The next GIF in this post is about to turn your world upside down. Ready?

    "Then felt I like some watcher of the skies / When a new planet swims into his ken..."

    "Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes / He stared at the Pacific..."

    Here's some evidence, as if you needed it, that this is a good idea.

    The best bit? You can get one by March 2015 if you pledge $12.