1. "Wait...what was I doing?"
2. "What the...?"
3. "...what?"
4. "Hey."
5. "WHO IS THIS??"
6. "DOES PRIVACY MEAN NOTHING ANYMORE??"
7. "What's this, what's this, WHAT IS THIS??"
8. "DON'T COME AT ME."
9. "I guess this is my life now."
10. "My life has devolved into shameless selfies and I don't...I don't really know."
11. "This is it, this is how my life will always be."
12. "Nope."
13. "Totally normal cat stuff, I guess."
14. "HOW DID ALL THESE CONDIMENTS GET HERE?!?"
15. "NO, I DO NOT KNOW HOW MY FACE HAPPENED LIKE THIS."
16. "I AM JUST DOING THIS, OKAY, I DON'T KNOW."
17. "What the hell is this damn fucking moving floor, I just...can't keep up with technology these days."
18. "The fuck is this shit?"
19. "I...uhhhhhg."
20. "..."
21. "I...uh...I tried to be tough and...okay, nevermind."
22. "When did this become my life?"
23. "I don't even know but I don't really mind."
24. "Don't know, but do hate it."
25. "...what?"
26. "Huh?"
27. "WHERE AM I???"
28. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW SO BYE!"
