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    14 Reasons Why Ron Swanson Might Secretly Be A Kiwi

    We don't mean to alarm you, but this is definitely a thing.

    Ron Swanson is probably the proudest American on the planet.

    But on close inpection, it can be seen that he shares many traits with a certain other nationality.... NEW ZEALANDERS.

    Could Ron Swanson secretly be a Kiwi? Let us observe the facts...

    1. He appreciates a good ice cream.

    2. He's a keen drinker.

    3. But doesn't waste time on unnecessary drinks.

    4. He knows the importance of a good breakfast.

    5. In fact, he's just a huge fan of food in general.

    6. Particularly meat.

    7. And he's down with the rules of good dairy habits.

    8. He appreciates potty humour.

    9. He likes fishing.

    10. He's a handyman.

    11. He's proud of his accomplishments.

    12. But still remains humble.

    13. He's a family man.

    14. He has progressive views on feminism.

    Ron, we're onto you.