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They're not exactly portable, are they?
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You can't take them anywhere.
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All those magnificent vistas lost forever.
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It's not just the books themselves, bookshops are just as bad.
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I bet you couldn't find anything in here tbh.
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Not to mention the awful used book smell.
9.
And libraries are just dull and boring.
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It's not like books can teach you anything.
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And you'll be late for everything.
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They'll make you anti-social.
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And just plain reckless.
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No commute has ever been improved by a book.
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And holiday reading is just an oxymoron.
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Books take up so much of your free time.
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And will leave your pets sad and neglected.
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No child ever benefitted from being read to.
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Books aren't even that interesting.
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They're hardly ever engrossing.
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You won't want to finish most of them.
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They are a terrible investment.
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And they'll end up costing you a fortune.
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How are you even supposed to read them in the dark?
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Or in direct sunlight?
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They're just for hipsters really.
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An accessory for posers.
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Avoid them at all costs.
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In summary: A book is not a good look.
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Books never got anyone laid.
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Just don't even bother.
