23 Reasons Shoshanna Shapiro Is The Heroine Our Generation Needs

    Happy Shosh Hashanah, y'all.

    Shoshanna Shapiro is a heroine for the ages.

    1. She is FEARLESS.

    2. She is ERUDITE.

    3. (Seriously, Shoshanna is a hair WIZARD. A hair WIZARDESS.)

    4. And she does NOT suffer basic bitches lightly.

    5. Shoshanna Shapiro is never afraid to say what's on everyone's mind.

    6. ... especially after a few glasses of Martini Rossi.

    7. Shosh demands her personal space like a QUEEN.

    8. She deals with her emotions through vigorous exercise...

    Chairs are replaceable, MENTAL HEALTH IS FOREVER.

    9. ... and always keeps her chin up on her quest for true love.

    10. She sets the bar damn high for the men in her life.

    11. And always keeps an eye on her business.

    12. Shosh is honest about her weaknesses...

    13. ... and grateful for all of her gifts.

    14. And she will always tell you how she really feels.

    15. Shosh is a creative, curious spirit...

    16. ... but she's no bubbly airhead.

    17. And she takes no crap from the patriarchy.

    18. Shosh speaks truth to power...

    19. ... and to her friends.

    20. Shosh knows herself.

    21. Shosh knows the Law.

    22. And Shosh knows how to handle her feelings like a grown-ass woman.

    23. Shoshanna Shapiro will always call it like it is.

    Keep living your truth, Shoshanna. YOU ARE A ROCKSTAR.