Shoshanna Shapiro is a heroine for the ages.
1. She is FEARLESS.
2. She is ERUDITE.
3. (Seriously, Shoshanna is a hair WIZARD. A hair WIZARDESS.)
4. And she does NOT suffer basic bitches lightly.
5. Shoshanna Shapiro is never afraid to say what's on everyone's mind.
6. ... especially after a few glasses of Martini Rossi.
7. Shosh demands her personal space like a QUEEN.
8. She deals with her emotions through vigorous exercise...
Chairs are replaceable, MENTAL HEALTH IS FOREVER.