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    22 Problems Only Men Will Understand

    Rogue boners all day every day.

    1. Peeing with a boner.

    2. Sitting on your wallet all day and getting a sore butt cheek.

    3. When your balls uncomfortably stick to your legs.

    4. The dreaded multi-stream.

    5. Shaving in general.

    6. Rogue boners out of nowhere.

    7. When swim trunks show off your junk.

    8. Having your penis shrink to a nubbin after being in cold water.

    9. The fact that blue balls are real.

    10. The fear of somehow getting kicked in the nards.

    The threat is around you at all times. The question isn't how it will happen but when?

    11. Using the word "manscaping."

    12. Getting hair in all the wrong places.

    13. Losing hair in all the wrong places.

    14. The embarrassment of being caught checking someone out.

    15. Crying during movies about fathers and sons.

    16. Crying during movies about fathers and sons and sports.

    17. Getting over the hover hand.

    18. Having sex and finishing too soon.

    19. That is, when you don't have a, well, hard time getting it up.

    20. Walking behind a woman on the street and worrying that she thinks you're following her.

    21. Worrying that you will be/are a good father and partner.

    22. The pressure to be society's standard of "manly."