The 10 Stages Of Wearing Heels On A Night Out

Legs looking great, feet feeling good, strutting out the door like you're Cara Delevingne on the runway. What could go wrong?

"Maybe I should just change into flats, I'm not cut out for this. But then again the heels really do make my calves look smaller."

Just remember to walk heel to toe all night and take sitting breaks when needed, you'll be fine. Right?

Bad enough that you can feel it but not so bad that it can't be fixed by a little tequila.

Contrary to popular belief, tequila isn't the solution for everything. "Did someone set the balls of my feet on fire?"

You went from supermodel strut to baby giraffe straight out of the womb in under thirty minutes.

"I'm 'That girl' who wears the heels she can't even walk in, aren't I?!" "WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME?!"

Your second wind kicks in and suddenly you're Muhammad Ali fighting through the pain. *Flips hair and tells yourself "you got this"*

Your adrenaline rush lasted maybe seven minutes and you're starting to hear your feet screaming with vengeance. Also realizing you should have thrown a pair of flats in your bag..

Walking home barefoot with heels in hand and without a care in the world. Laughing at the girls giving you dirty looks because you know damn well they wish they were you. F*ck it.