Salman Khan's Tweet Has Inspired Some Of The Darkest Jokes Ever On The Indian Internet

    If you paid for dark humour, this would be a bang for your buck.

    Imaan Sheikh
    by Imaan Sheikh

    BuzzFeed India Contributor

    On Friday afternoon, Bollywood superstar and current Bigg Boss 8 host Salman Khan tweeted the following:

    Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan

    The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    The tweet, paired with Salman's driving and hunting history, inspired some of the darkest replies ever. Aaaand we can't deny he totally d̶r̶o̶v̶e̶ walked into it.

    1. I mean people were totally running him over with terrible jokes.

    Raju Das | ৰাজু দাস @rajudasonline

    Yes, like footpath dwellers. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    2.

    Ishaan Bhat @FungusYoung

    RT for irony."@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

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    3.

    Don Homer @tHe_D4rK_pRinc3

    The most heinous crime is killing an innocent, unless you're @BeingSalmanKhan

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    4.

    Baba MSG @owl_baba

    People sleep on footpath are not innocent. They should sleep inside a gutter @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    5. Reading these replies could drive him nuts.

    oculus @daddy_san

    Irony just got run over by an SUV RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    6.

    Sapan Verma @sapanv

    lololololol self deprecating humour. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    7.

    Danish @dan1shmemon

    Bhaijaan chup rahene mein hee aapki bhalayee hai RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

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    8. OMG enough with the jokes, guys, alcohol the cops on you for bullying him.

    VeeBee @VeeNaYeeTa

    How much more meta can one get? #BhaiRoxx “@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent”

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    9.

    Aditya @forwardshortleg

    Yes it is, criminals must be punished severely for 28th September 2002. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    10.

    Nitu Jha @lack_a_daisy

    specially when you are drunk driving "@beingsalmankhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

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    11.

    @Fivepm

    Dimaag bech k SUV khareed li kya bhai? " @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    12.

    Ishan @IshanIAmOn

    "@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent" But Sir One who asks to Leave Smoking Should leave it first #IYKWIM

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    13. Fuck, I hope Bambi isn't following this...

    Atul Khatri @one_by_two

    cc Black Bucks RT@BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    14.

    Maithun Chakraborty @Being_Humor

    .@BeingSalmanKhan Ok deer. Got it.

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    15.

    Editor of the Decade @bwoyblunder

    That blackbuck was probably a corrupt murderer RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    16.

    RushdieExplainsIndia @RushdieExplains

    * Chinkaras and footpathiyas excepted https://t.co/O2bDynDuji

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    17. I guess he really put his foot(path) in his mouth by tweeting this, but guys...

    Nitu Jha @lack_a_daisy

    @beingsalmankhan True Sir. Aapki agli hearing kab hai?

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    18.

    Joy @Joydas

    Yes Bhai. When they are sleeping on footpath RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

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    19. It's like you're all hunting for morbid jokes.

    Overrated Outcast @over_rated

    You should know; you have practice. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent.

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    20.

    Man Aman Chhina @manaman_chhina

    Especially when driving under influence of liquor?"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

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    21.

    लाफ्टर बाबा(santa) @Nirmalogy

    cc innocents killed on footpath, endangered blackbucks and 20others "@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

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    22. God, you guys buc-- I mean suck.

    MeenaTeaStall @MeenaTeaStall

    Well, as long as you agree that you committed a crime. RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent" #BeingIronic

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