1. "I got my human to pick up my poop, didn't even have to try. "
2. "My human leaves a special toy hanging from the wall every day just for me!"
3. "100% guarantee if you hold your paws up like this your human will rub your belly."
4. "My human gave me my own TINY human. He is mine and MINE ONLY."
5. "Yep, my human got me this big bed and it's allllll mine. I just share it with him sometimes."
6. "Do you see this face? This is the face that gets you more treats."
7. "I have my very own adventure box where I travel with my human. He has his seat and I have mine (the more comfy one) and we adventure all day long."
8. "We got our human to proudly wear our hair all over his shirt. AT ALL TIMES."
9. "My human got me my very own piece of glass where I can make all the nose print art that I want."
10. "Flash your human this cute smile and you'll get a GIANT backyard where you can bury ALL THE BONES IN THE WORLD."
11. "At first, my human tried to keep me off the couch. I human whispered him into understanding that this couch is not cozy without me on it."
12. "My humans now understand that the dinner table is not complete without the most important family member...ME."
13. "This is the magic door that my human comes through to see me and ONLY ME."
14. "This is my special rope that I attach to my human and then I take her exploring."
15. "If I drop my ball in my human's lap enough times...HE THROWS IT."
16. "My human built me a special room where I can cool off after a walk. There's even a fountain throne full of fresh water!"
