Batman & Robin is director Joel Schumacher's iconic 1997 entry into the Batman canon.
The best part of the film are all of the ice-related puns that Arnold Schwarzenegger says as Mr. Freeze...
...so on an unseasonably brisk night in Los Angeles, I sent them to guys on Grindr.
This guy wanted to save me from the cold, until it looked like I had an STD.
This guy gave up pretty easily.
This guy finds rejection is the greatest aphrodisiac.
This guy gave good emoji.
This guy was clearly from the Midwest, where they know what real cold weather is like.
This guy overestimated the temperature of the human body.
This guy had never heard of playwright Eugene O'Neill.
Neither had he.
This one, however, got turned on my the mere mention of 1940s theatre.
Or maybe he thought I was masturbating.
This guy is probably a secret cat burglar.
I killed this guy, apparently.
This guy was worried I might be Emily Thorne.
This guy was close, but clearly needs to brush up on his film history.
This guy found poetry in Mr. Freeze's melancholy.
He also wanted a threesome.
This guy figured out my secret identity and had to be stopped.
This guy knew exactly what kind of "ice" I was talking about and was NOT having it.
