1.
When your direct deposit first hits your bank account:
2.
When you envision the glorious outfit you can buy this weekend:
3.
When you realize you can finally order Seamless again:
4.
When you're feeling blessed AF at the sight of a higher number in your bank account:
5.
When you can finally go all out on Friday instead of staying home and watching Netflix:
6.
When you have enough money to spot your friend until they can pay you back:
7.
When the end of the month sneaks up on you and you forgot your paycheck was coming:
8.
When you get your first paycheck after your big raise:
9.
When you get your paycheck but remember you also have to pay rent:
10.
When your direct deposit hits one day before you thought it would:
11.
When you no longer have to worry about the minimum balance on your account:
12.
When all you can see is the cash you're about to spend:
13.
When you decide that this weekend, you WILL go to a bar that has a cover charge:
14.
When you feel like one of your rich friends, if only for a moment:
15.
When you remember you still have to pay your electric and cable bills:
16.
When your date reaches for the bill and you're like, "Nah, today I got this:"
17.
When you just got paid but your friends haven't so they can't turn up with you:
18.
When you don't have to buy store brand cereal at the grocery store:
19.
When you're feeling ambitious and buy rounds of shots at the club:
20.
When you already spent everything in a day and still need to pay rent:
21.
When you tip your waiter 20% instead of your usual 15%:
22.
When you pay for your Starbucks without giving the cashier exact change:
23.
When you realize all your hard work actually does pay off and you have a newfound appreciation for your job:
24.
When you make plans to treat yourself to a day of luxury:
25.
When you go out to dinner and order an appetizer, drink, and main dish because you CAN:
26.
When you feel like you will never know what it's like to be poor again:
27.
WHEN YOU ARE GODDAMN UNSTOPPABLE.