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Christian Grey Strips Down In The New "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Trailer

"Mr. Grey will see you now"…in bed.

The new trailer for the adaptation of E.L. James' S&M best-seller Fifty Shades of Grey premiered Thursday night during ABC's Scandal.

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In truth, other than the new Beyoncé song — "Haunted" instead of "Crazy in Love" — this trailer is a lot like the first Fifty Shades of Grey trailer from July. We still see sheepish college student Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) meet the intimidating business magnate Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan), and we still see him slowly seduce her with his sex stare and penchant for ambushing women in the elevator.

But enough about the plot. You didn't come to watch this trailer for the plot. You came to see Christian Grey. And here he is, uh, running…

OK, here he is without a hoodie, showing his face, in a hardware store.

Here he is in front of a helicopter…which is…kind of sexy?

Here he is in a sharp three-piece.

Here he is putting…on a suit? No. No, Christian. You're doing it wrong.

OK, that's better.

There we go.

That's more like it.

Uh.

Ummmmmmmmmm…

Wow.

WHOA.

[fans self]

We know how you feel, Ana. We know how you feel.

Fifty Shades of Grey opens on Feb. 13, 2015 — just in time for Valentine's Day!