1.
For those monsoon mornings:
2.
For when a season of Games Of Thrones is mid-download:
3.
For when the government imposes some fuckall illogical ban:
4.
For when your social media feud goes too far:
5.
For when your sanity is under siege:
6.
For when you find yourself slipping down the sinful path of fitness:
7.
For when violence is the only answer:
8.
For when your loyalties begin to falter:
9.
For when your lease is about to end:
10.
For when you're considering a career switch:
11.
For when you're trawling for potential grooms:
12.
For when you made the grave error of ignoring your phone for 7 minutes:
13.
For when you're contemplating some minor criminal activity:
14.
For when you've just made an ATM-run:
15.
For when your WhatsApp is sending a clear message:
16.
For when your extended family tells you you're looking "healthy":
17.
For when things are getting desperate:
18.
For when it's taken you 2 hours to travel 2 kilometers:
19.
For those obscure festivals that just sneak up on you:
20.
For when your Twitter game needs an easy boost:
21.
And, finally, a handy explanation for your perpetual failure:
