Buzz·Posted on Nov 24, 201425 Stages Of Getting "Randomly" Selected By Airport SecurityAlso known as "flying while brown."by Ahmed Ali AkbarBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. After a few similar experiences, you've come to accept that you're probably gonna face some extra questioning at the airport. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. If you're a brown dude, you seriously consider shaving your beard the night before the flight... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. ...and you go to the airport lookin' as America as possible. View this photo on Instagram 4. You walk in thinking, THIS WILL BE THE DAY EVERYTHING GOES SMOOTHLY. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. But when you go to the check-in kiosk and try to print your boarding pass... 6. ...it says you must speak with an agent in order to board. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You get really nervous for NO REASON when you hand over your ID. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. The agent starts typing a suspicious amount. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When you ask them what the holdup is, they say your name is on a list. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You ask why or how you got on this list, but no explanation really makes that much sense. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. But you're clear! They give you your boarding pass! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. As you wait in line, you wonder if you qualify for that TSA pre-check thingy or if you have to be, you know, white. 13. You try to be as charming as you can to the security guards. 14. The first set of security guards write something totally illegible on your boarding pass, and try as you might, you cannot interpret that shit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. You consider opting out of those weird body scanner things, but you know you'll get a death stare from the agents. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. So you walk through the body scanner and watch your civil liberties fly by. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. But then, yeah. You get selected for a "random" screening. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You grab your shoes and bags, making sure to move veeeeery slowly and deliberately. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. The TSA agents narrate the pat-down as it happens, but there's no natural way to slide two latex-gloved fingers in somebody's waistband. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. You try not to laugh at how awkward the whole thing is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. They open your carry-on and test your very suspicious-looking sweatshirt and socks for radiation. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. If by some miracle you happen to avoid screening, a flying companion gets selected instead. View this photo on Instagram 23. When you finally make it through security, you feel a confusing sense of relief, even though you've done nothing wrong. View this vine on Vine vine.co 24. But then you remember — you'll have to go through the same thing on your return flight. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Thank god you were just flying domestic. Imagine if you had to go through customs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF