1. "Why does it feel like I'm the only one who doesn't have a job lined up after graduation?"
2. "Why is everyone getting engaged?"
3. "What do I do if I get a job far away from all my friends and family?"
4. "These freshmen don't even know how lucky they are, you know?"
5. "Why are my professors giving me hard finals? Do they not want me to graduate?"
Second semester senior year
6. "What if these four years were actually the 'best years of my life'?"
7. "Does anyone else not know half the people at parties?"
8. "Am I wasting my last few months at college by happily staying home on Friday nights and watching Netflix?"
9. "Is it OK to wear sweatpants to a bar because I give zero shits?"
10. "What do I talk about when I'm networking?"
11. "How might one have a good résumé?"
12. "So you're telling me I have to write a new cover letter for every job application?"
13. "Why does this entry-level position say one to three years' experience preferred?"
14. "This is my last ______, isn't it?"
15. "So you're telling me the GPA I worked my ass off for doesn't even really matter unless I want to go to grad school?"
16. "Missing a Friday class or two... or three... won't be that bad, right?"
17. "Is it creepy to have a crush on a freshman and Facebook-stalk them?"
18. "Does my spring break have to be insane and crazy since it's my last week of total freedom?"
19. "Is it OK if I punch the next person in the face who asks me what my post-graduation plans are?"
20. "What's the lowest possible GPA I can hold to graduate from school?"
21. "How will I pay off these loans?"
22. "Am I going to be stuck in some soul-crushing cubicle for the rest of my life?"
23. "What if I don't have a job after I graduate? Will I have wasted a shitload of money?"
24. "Did I live these past four years to the fullest?"
