17 Secrets Flat-Chested Girls Have

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    1. We were jealous of girls who wore training bras before we did, but also kind of relieved.

    2. People might think that being flat means we can go out without a bra all the time, but in reality: nipples.

    3. If you see us in a fancy, low-cut dress, there's definitely double-sided tape involved.

    4. And if the dress is backless, there's a good chance we're rocking pasties. Because, again: Going braless isn't always comfortable.

    5. We are too well-acquainted with the dreaded "bra gap" — the space between the bra and your actual chest.

    6. We've really wondered whether this product is actually necessary.

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    Is this, like, a real thing that boobs need? Can someone with bigger boobs answer this, please? Do you all know something we don't?

    7. If we're wearing a strapless bra, it's probably currently around our waists.

    8. ... Which means flat-chested girls are adept at a special dance move called "the scratch and pull."

    9. Yes, even small boobs can sag.

    10. Using the phrase "real women have curves" is a good way to make us avoid you and your opinions.

    11. We've often wondered whether anyone can actually successfully wear a tube top.

    12. We can be annoyed when people (like, you know, fashion designers) don't realize that a person can be flat on top, yet curvy on the bottom.

    13. And many of us are well aware that small chests don't mean you have a certain body type or size, either.

    14. For those of us who are both petite and flat-chested, the children's clothing section is a secret paradise.

    15. We've all squeezed our boobs together in the mirror to try to see how we'd look with cleavage.

    16. There is a slight moment of panic when we're hooking up with someone and remove any sort of padded bra.

    17. Many of us actually like padded bras, and wearing one doesn't mean we hate ourselves.

    And, finally, something that's not so secret...

    There will always be a time or two when we think the grass is greener on the other side, but having small boobs is pretty awesome overall.