1.
This use of a slice as a pillow.
2.
This female offender who fell asleep before she could finish her slice.
3.
Flagrant waste of pizza as headwear.
4.
This attempt to illegally enter premises by swiping your pizza at the magnetic lock.
5.
This attempt to warm pizza in the fridge.
6.
This guy who fell asleep in the middle of a deep, intense pizza session.
7.
Inappropriate misuse of purse pizza.
8.
This 10-cent tip instead of 10%. Respect the pizza guy.
9.
Improper pizza eating.
10.
This horrific oven crime.
14.
Thankfully, one guy who believes in justice is shaming these oven offenders.
15.
Harboring impure thoughts about pizza.
16.
The girl who folded up a slice to save "for later."
17.
This crime of cooking.
18.
This horrible degradation of toppings.
19.
Panini crimes. Panini are NOT pizza.
21.
This attempt to heat up leftover pizza in a plastic Tupperware.
22.
And this one who asleep facedown in his pizza:
23.
This violation of the constitutional separation of Church and Pizza.
24.
This criminal way of not sealing in the flavors of leftovers.
25.
This attempt to use pizza boxes as pillows.
26.
These ruthless criminals who dare to harm a pizza place.
27.
This attempt to spoon a pizza box.
28.
This pizza that got splattered on the ceiling. RIP that pizza.
29.
This guy who fell asleep in his pizza and was arrested by Officer Hanks.
30.
And finally, THE WORST CRIME OF ALL. TRULY ROCK BOTTOM: