26.
The inbox personality test.
25.
The aggressive socializer.
24.
The friend who might need an intervention pretty soon.
22.
The wussy wearing way too many layers.
21.
The existential test taker.
20.
The late registration.
19.
The global studies major.
18.
The campus safari guide.
17.
The true example of rock bottom.
16.
The person who never got the hang of Tuesdays.
14.
The ultimate fantasy.
12.
The creepy upperclassmen.
11.
The very secretive secret.
10.
The triple-threat law/med/English major.
8.
The person with all the right priorities.
7.
The most important piece of advice you'll ever read.
2.
The "women's studies" major.
1.
And the realest thing ever written.