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In honour of #NationalOrgasmDay
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My National Orgasm Day card from the Premature Ejaculation Society has already come in the post.
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National Orgasm Day only happens once-a-year? Is it just for married people then?
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The women laughing at your National Orgasm Day jokes are faking it.
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Today is National Orgasm Day. Or what men are told is National Orgasm Day. Ladies will celebrate it for real tomorrow by themselves.
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I wasn't going to do a tweet about National Orgasm Day, but I suppose I should try to crank one out. #Wank
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I couldn't think of a National Orgasm Day joke that women would enjoy too, so they'll just have to do it themselves. #NationalOrgasmDay
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Appropriately, I'll be spending National Orgasm Day crying and drying my tears with a sock.
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Turns out National Orgasm Day is actually fake.
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I will be celebrating National Orgasm Day long after you've finished.
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That National Orgasm Day seems to come quicker each year, doesn't it?
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Have you had your #NationalOrgasmDay card yet? Mine's going to be delivered by hand later.
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It's both #NationalSarcasmDay AND #NationalOrgasmDay. There will be a lot of confused lovers. *deadpans* "That's great. Ooh. No really. Ooh"
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Very much getting into the spirit of #NationalOrgasmDay. The security guards in Sainsbury's less so.
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Sting will celebrate #NationalOrgasmDay a week from now.
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Some of these #NationalOrgasmDay tweets look like they're just being tossed off for the sake of it now. Oh.
Happy National Orgasm Day, everyone!
