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BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

Animals

You deserve a prize for putting up with these guys.

Pick A Fuckboy, Get A Kitten

After Marcus asks you for nudes, then calls you a prude _and_ a whore for not complying, this sweet little guy will curl up with you and make you forget your troubles.

this fuzzy little circle kitten.

Dakota calls you closed-minded and repressed for refusing to have a threesome with him and his roommate. This give-no-fucks kitten will replenish your strength so you can tell Dakota to go eat a dick.

this sassy, stylish kitten.

Tyler "accidentally" texted you three unsolicited dick pics in a row, so this kitten will just hold your hand and remind you that not everything in the world is complete garbage.

this sweet little kitty who just wants to hold your hand.

Andrew bought you a drink without asking if you actually wanted one, then called you "conceited" when you refused it. So just stare into the gigantic eyes of this black kitten and contemplate the mysteries of the universe, such as "why do boys like Andrew exist?"

this tiny black kitty with anime eyes.

Dustin woke you up at 3 a.m. with 11 consecutive texts asking if you were up, and when you told him to contact you tomorrow, he continued texting until you had to turn your phone off. So enjoy this gorgeous kitty who couldn't annoy you even if she tried.

this photogenic grey kitten.

Grayson invited you out for drinks after work, but then got drunk on shots and talked to your chest all night. This Norwegian Forest kitten doesn't have any ulterior motives other than looking super fucking cute.

a wee little Norwegian Forest kitten.

Lucas seemed like a good friend until you became single — then he stopped talking to you when you wouldn't go out with him. So now just gaze upon this itty-bitty kitty who doesn't care at all about your romantic status.

a tiny kitten who fits in a shoe.

Dave wouldn't leave you alone at the bar even though you told him you just wanted to enjoy a night out with your friends. Forget about him and just stare at this lovely little kitten who wears her love for you right on her face.

this sweet kitten with a heart-shaped nose.

Steve drew a fake tattoo on his arm with a Sharpie, and he keeps sending you shirtless bathroom selfies. So you get this exhausted kitten, who is just as tired of Steve's shit as you are.

this sleepy lil' pocket kitten.

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