Buzz·Posted on 27 Jun 201631 Jokes That Will Make Women Laugh Way Harder Than They Should"Are you even a girl if you don't tell people you're wearing jeans and a nice top?"by Gena-mour BarrettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Meg Monk @MegMonk Like a gender reveal but instead of eating pink or blue cake you smash a piggy bank to reveal $1 if it's a boy or 78 cents if it's a girl 06:55 PM - 18 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. kelly oxford @kellyoxford 7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ" 02:03 AM - 20 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ebony @ebs_rose are you even a girl if you don't tell people you're wearing jeans and a nice top ???? 11:29 AM - 19 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you 05:59 AM - 02 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Chloe Jade Nichols @chloejnichols when you break out after wearing a lot of makeup 03:50 PM - 10 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Dee @figgled Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta 11:46 PM - 25 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to... 01:57 AM - 10 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Kate Spencer @katespencer MEDIA: "We can't believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!" WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions* "We can" 02:00 PM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. CURVYLADYPROBS @CurvyLadyProbs when you can't find anything to wear so you have a 10 minute breakdown instead of getting ready 08:46 PM - 12 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Gabby Noone @twelveoclocke Behind every strong woman is 5 other strong women who proofread her email real quick when they had a second 09:35 PM - 25 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe "Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram 03:10 PM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. brandi mathis @brandimathis Used my #womancard at the ATM today. Tried to withdrawal $100, but the machine gave me $79. 09:39 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Laurèn O'kane @xlaurenokane Trying to get a pic with a girl that has the same 'side' as you is such a huge problem 😂✋ 12:25 PM - 03 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Relatable Quotes @RelatableQuote When you see a pair of shoes that you love but u can't afford them 11:43 PM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Elizabeth @Elizasoul80 I need an emoji of a woman in a humid environment who has curly hair and looks completely overwhelmed by everything. 01:00 PM - 12 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Nnelg @justabloodygame Girl, are you the Bible? 'Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas. 06:57 PM - 22 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. CORIANDER @priya_ebooks o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women 05:30 AM - 07 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad guys: women are a mystery. women: Here is what we- guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT? women: well for start- guys: Guess we'll never know! 10:45 PM - 04 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. keely flaherty @flahertykeely your early 20s vs your late 20s 11:35 PM - 26 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Living Marble @living_marble Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans. 04:34 PM - 14 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. ess bee fritz @RandomAntics Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine. 07:55 PM - 10 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Periw-IN-kle Jones @peachesanscream Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake. 10:20 AM - 10 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin SALARY NEGOTIATING TIPS FOR WOMEN: ask employer about their needs, apologize for existing, tell them you'll work a half day on your due date 06:09 PM - 12 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Miss Black Awareness @ImJustCeej My body during ovulation vs. my body on day 1 of my period 04:50 AM - 10 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Legend of Chelda @legendofchelda Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit 04:14 PM - 07 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad You can complain all you want about women taking selfies; we aren't the ones naming our children our own exact fucking names. 11:09 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Desi @DesiJed Hey boy, are you a software update? Because not now 07:53 PM - 10 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite