This Birthday Cake Milkshake Is Roughly The Size Of A Human Baby

    Sure, you can eat every dessert at the same time.

    If you’ve seen NYC restaurant Black Tap’s extreme milkshakes, then you know that you can just put anything in a milkshake and no can stop you.

    The rules of milkshakes and physics no longer exist.

    This summer Black Tap and Magnolia Bakery created a special milkshake for Magnolia’s 20th birthday.

    It’s a vanilla milkshake with a frosted rim, sprinkles, a skewer of mini cupcakes, and a whoopee pie.

    I think sugar is pretty good so I went to try it. I’ve seen these intense milkshakes before—and while I love dessert more than anyone—they always seemed like a little bit of a logistical nightmare.

    I want to eat you, but HOW?

    You're larger than my face. You have a cupcake kebab. I'm talking to a milkshake.

    You just have to remain calm and approach it like any other challenge—one sprinkle-covered piece at a time. And if you're like me you'll get frosting all over your phone.

    Ultimately, the best part was the sprinkles. Who knew I wanted to drink sprinkles through a straw?

    This milkshake is available until July 17 at Black Tap’s two NYC locations.