1. When you have to laugh at how stupid some people can be:
This is why I loathe Facebook. Not only is this bashing women to praise woman soldiers but that's Jessica Simpson -_-
2. When Twitter turns from cute to crazy:
Twitter: Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 😘 | | 638 more replies | | No I didn’… https://t.co/1sY01T4jgA
3. When you realize some of your Facebook friends are unique people...
People on facebook are a different breed
4. ...with something unique to offer:
Today on Facebook
5. When your personas on Facebook and Twitter are drastically different:
from left to right: me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin
6. Drastically.
Me on Facebook vs. me on Twitter
7. When your mom overshares on Facebook:
Why can't my mom just say she had a nice night
8. Or when your dad overshares on Twitter:
That Proud Dad Moment when you go to the Liquor Store and Find Your Sons Confiscated Fake ID Displayed on the Wall… https://t.co/x9Q43c52S0
9. When your mom drags your ex because they're friends:
my ex posted a pic of him & his newest fling on facebook, & the caption was “ain’t she pretty” & my mom’s petty ass… https://t.co/pjicCc4iNx
10. Or when she drags your cousin:
My mums just commented this on my cousins Fb status, AHAHAHA wee savage Ang😂😂😂
11. When you get unfriended by family members and it's awk AF:
My aunt unfriended me on Facebook so I can guarantee you that I will bring it up and ruin Thanksgiving this year.
12. Or when someone who seems nice on Facebook turns savage:
Fucksake Shirley don't hold back 😭😂
13. When you get called out Twitter:
Deactivating
14. Or royally fuck up:
This y’all mcm???
15. When Twitter starts to feel like a class:
me after reading two tweets that were longer than 140 characters
16. Or when you get added to a weird (or dangerous, in this case) Twitter group:
um can someone help me?
17. And finally, when you realize you're addicted:
(refreshes twitter repeatedly) I can't believe NOBODY has tweeted anything for 14 entire seconds