1.
"Is it PRESENT TIME yet??"
2.
"Ahh, I love the smell of peppermint in the air."
3.
"Yes Santa, we are ready and reporting for duty."
4.
"I swear I'm ready to drive the sleigh."
5.
"Wanted to keep it classy this year so I could impress the ~ladies~."
6.
"My only goal in life is to become Santa."
7.
"Haha, we promise it wasn't us who pooped in mom's closet this year...now make sure to leave a few extra stockings full of bacon for us."
8.
"ONE DAY. I WILL BE. RUDOLPH."
9.
"Yes, your helpful corgi reindeer is here for any of your Christmas needs."
10.
"So, is my nose glowing yet?"
11.
"CAN'T SLEEP. TOO EXCITED. GONNA STAY HERE 'TIL SANTA COMES."
12.
"The best dressed elf is the best elf, and that's me."
14.
"You see, if I camouflage myself like this Santa will never see me and then I will be the first to open the presents."
15.
"I am a tree. A very important tree."
16.
"I know these antlers make me look like a real reindeer. It's uncanny."
17.
"I'm wearing this every day until Christmas. And no one can stop me."
18.
"I am Santa and these are my guinea pig elves, sorry to have just crushed everything you ever thought you knew about Christmas."
