22 Online Reviews So Funny You Just Might Snort

"As UPS discreetly unloaded my 55-gallon drum the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage."

"It bottles up all of my hate and disappointment with this cold lifeless world. You can also put flowers in it. Would recommend."

"Warning! Unlike everywhere else in the US this '$5' pizza is actually $5.99. Besides the extra buck, this place isn't bad. The same dude is always working and will make you a cheesy fresh pizza in six minutes. The dude is always too stoned to make more that one pizza at once so you will always have to wait, but it's much better that way. He even placed all the pepperonis on my pie to fit on each slice so you get maximum pep per bit. Only a stoner pizza God would think of that."