Are You Weird? Then You'll Love These Quirky Kitchen Tools

Measuring cups you'll want to leave out of the cupboard and on display. Get them here for $13.48.

A black sea salt blend with a tropical coconut twist to add flavor to your favorite dishes. Get them here for $19.96.

As fresh as it gets. Grow shiitake or oyster mushrooms right in your kitchen with little to no effort at all. Get it here for $30.

Great for gifting the other two to your weirdo friends since they're individually boxed. Get it here for $32.98.

You could peel your fruit with a knife, but why? This is the crazy straw of fruit peelers. Get it here for $19.99.

Silicone sleeves and removable drink-through lids will keep your clothes stain-free when you're on the go. Get it here for $44.50.

Kinda odd and super practical. Fold this baby up and free up some cabinet space. Get it here for $19.98.

There's only one way to become a quesadilla master. This little guy's made of aluminum and makes six-inch tortillas. Get it here for $14.54.

No more messy stovetop bacon grease. Get it here for $38.78.

Add a little taste of Vermont to EVERYTHING. Get it here for $43.

You love burgers. You love puns. Boom, perfect. Get it here for $15.96.

A cruet that holds oil and vinegar in two glass bubbles and looks like it's from outer space. Get it here for $19.95.

What's more quirky than guacamole that actually stays green? Get it here for $19.98.

A compact way to get that backwoods flavor. Get it here for $29.46.

The real question is why don't you have this already? Get it here for $24.99.

A four-piece bundle including a garlic slicer, garlic roaster, garlic Prep 'N Serve bowl, and garlic keeper. (Definitely not for vampires.) Get it here for $24.99.

This little gadget monitors wine temperature via Bluetooth 4.0 technology, so you can get temperature information delivered to your smartphone while your wine is chilling. What a time to be alive. Get it here for $39.99.

Say goodbye to curled bacon strips. Get it here for $11.95.

Because keeping an avocado fresh is basically black magic, this list gets another avocado-themed kitchen item. Get it here for $7.95.

[Insert default meat-beating joke here.] Tenderize the right way — with 56 tiny, razor-sharp stainless steel blades. Get it here for $19.18.

Add a little vintage flair to your countertop with this retro-style timer. Get it here for $11.36.

This thing's weird. We like it. Mash up soft foods like potatoes, guacamole, and whatever else your heart desires. Made of stainless steel and silicone, its spring flattens when pushed down. Get it here for $16.34.

Don't let your bottles go naked, you pervert. Keep red wines warm with this lil' sweater. Get it here for $22.98.

Super practical and it folds up for easy storage. Get it here for $15.46.

Keep things simple: the frosting automatically fills the bottle when the plunger is depressed! Get it here for $19.98.

Cast aluminum construction and a nonstick interior bring convenience to a quirky item you can use before the sun comes up (if you're one of those awful morning people). Get it here for $22.50.

If you prefer to sip your java to protect your teeth, these silicone straws let you enjoy hot drinks without plastic. Plus there's a ~special angle~ that claims to "help direct the flow of liquid behind your teeth." The cleaning brush is a nice touch, too. Get it here for $17.50.

*Watches "Logan" once.* Just in case you wanna get your Wolverine on. Get it here for $14.99.

The George Foreman grill for omelets. Get it here for $16.50.

Officially the quirkiest dessert ever. Get it here for $24.99.

It's like a lightsaber, but for tea. Get it here for $19.99.

This cheesy container is designed to keep both hard and soft cheeses fresh. Get it here for $19.99.

The perfect pasta tool can stir and separate, measure your portions, and is also intended for serving. But our favorite feature is the built-in cheese grater on the handle. Get it here for $12.99.