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When people pray before meals and you sit there wondering what you should do.
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When people assume you're actually evil since you don't have "religious morals" to fall back on.
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And when people give a list of terrible people to explain why being non-religious is bad.
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When you accidentally let "Jesus Christ" or "Oh my fucking god" slip in front of a really religious person.
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When you're on a first date and they say, "I'm looking for a nice, [insert religion here] person."
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When you go home for the holidays and you're constantly reminded by your religious family that you're...different.
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Because your parents might ask if you "still" don't believe in anything.
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And sometimes they'll force you to go to a house of worship.
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'Cause you know what, they will probably never stop trying to change your mind.
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When people post what seems like every single scripture from the Bible on Facebook, and you wonder if you need to hit that "unfollow" button.
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When you're asked, "Where do you think you go after you die?"
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See also: "Well how do you think the world was created? Someone had to start it!"
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And of course being asked, "If you're not [insert religion here], then what are you?"
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When you try to switch the topic but people keep 👏 on 👏 pushing 👏 .
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When people say "Well the [insert religious doctrine here] says..." in a political debate.
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And when you enter a room filled with religious iconography.
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When you go to a wedding and it's the world's longest religious service.
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And when you're planning your own wedding and disagree on the religious aspects with your spouse/parents/future in-laws.
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Plus, when you start to have kids and everyone suddenly weighs in on what religion you should raise them in.
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When you like a song and then learn it's religious.
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And when you try to explain that you're pretty tolerant of all religions — it's just not right for you.
