This is normal person Zac Efron, who just wants to live a normal-person dating life and use normal-people dating apps.
And so he tried to do just that. No joke. In an interview with The Times, he said that he actually signed up for Tinder but barely matched with anyone:
“Amazingly, when I signed up for Tinder, nobody swiped me!” he said. “They thought [my profile] was fake."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. WHAT THE FUCK.
I can see it now. You come across *this* on Tinder and you're like, "Ha. GOOD ONE, DUDE."
But you flip through his photos 'cause you're slightly intrigued and thinking...could it be?
And then you're like, "No. I'm not an idiot. It's definitely not the real Zac."
"Yeah, no way. Cool picture of 'you' and Seth Rogen!! Like I'd believe that!!"
And so finally, you swipe left, and Zac gets the big ol' NOPE. But you are proud of yourself for not falling victim to a catfish.
EXCEPT THAT IT WAS ZAC THE WHOLE TIME. THE REAL, ACTUAL, LIVING, BREATHING ZAC.
So, if you are one of the people who stumbled across Zac on Tinder and swiped left, my thoughts are with you today.
