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Literally Just 24 Hilarious Tweets About Last Night's Episode Of "The Bachelorette"

"I'm dying to find out which unemployed, ex-athlete JoJo will chose. The suspense is killing me."

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Jordan's the type of guy who orders the salad but eats your fries. #TheBachelorette

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"We took a big step last night... in a REALLY exciting direction" Reverse cowgirl probably? #TheBachelorette

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Can't wait to tune in next week and see if JoJo chooses to marry douchebag #1 or douchebag #2! #TheBachelorette

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Jojo:"tell me you love me or you go home." Every guy: "I love you." Jojo:*cries* "I'm so sorry, I have to say goodbye." #TheBachelorette

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When JoJo sends Luke home... #TheBachelorette

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Jojo in "1000 degree weather" vs me in New York in the summer #TheBachelorette

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Let's be honest, it was over the second she picked a romper for a fantasy suite date. #toocomplicated #TheBachelorette

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Chase chugging prosecco after getting broken up with is all of us #TheBachelorette

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Chase: I've never said ILY before Jojo: I need u to say it Chase: ok I love u Jojo: oh crap I don't feel the same #TheBachelorette

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"What was missing?" YOU AREN'T JORDAN. SHE IS OBSESSED WITH JORDAN. #TheBachelorette

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I should have used "former National Honor Society Member" as my profession. #TheBachelorette

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Of all three guys left Chase is the only one who seems like he'd have no problems killing a roach, my #1 test for #truelove #TheBachelorette

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Nobody wants Jordan to lose more than Aaron Rodgers #TheBachelorette

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"What if I made a mistake?" - JoJo "You did" - everyone in the world #TheBachelorette

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Robbie says he wants love that makes him late for work. Problem is you can't be late for "formerly competitive swimming" #thebachelorette

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Chase is like, "But I'm so good in bed. Didn't you see me on that yoga date? I feel like you'll change your mind." #TheBachelorette

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More uneaten food! WHEN. 👏🏼 WILL. 👏🏼 THIS. 👏🏼 END? 👏🏼 #TheBachelorette

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I'm dying to find out which unemployed, ex-athlete JoJo will chose. The suspense is killing me. #TheBachelorette

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We all agree that Robby wrote this "you're the man" note to Robby, right? #TheBachelorette

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everyone's sad that Luke is gone but I'm over here like helllooo Luke is single #TheBachelorette

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Robby is talking and all I see is... #TheBachelorette

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When you're sad but wanna show off an amazing dress that looks good from every single angle #TheBachelorette

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Favorite sound? Uncorking of a wine bottle. Favorite words? "previously on #TheBachelorette"

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in the midst of all of this heartbreak, it's important to pause and note that jojo can crouch in a skintight sequined gown. #TheBachelorette