19 Weird-As-Hell Porn Parodies That Really Exist

A parody of: Pokémon

Pikachu is named Dickachu in this film, which is kinda scary, but you have to admit those costumes are 💯.

—jaker40

A parody of: Full House

ARE WE UNCOMFORTABLE OR EXCITED????? THE UNCERTAINTY IS UNBEARABLE.

—jenniferw4

A parody of: The Simpsons

The. Yellow. Body. Paint.

—Betty Jane, Facebook

A parody of: Harry Potter

ARE THOSE DILDOS IN THE PLACE OF WANDS??? We had a childhood once, but now it is long gone.

—emilye4

A parody of: Star Wars

There are so many clever things about this title, it's hard to be mad.

—HomestuckFangirl

A parody of: The Wizard of Oz

There better be flying monkeys in this. Otherwise, what is the point?

—Josie Alyvia

A parody of: American Dad!

THAT ROGER THE ALIEN COSTUME. NO. NO. NO. NO!!!!!

—andremansa

A parody of: Evil Dead

Good title. Good makeup. Let's hope they do ~that~ tree scene.

—Mystirose

A parody of: Lord of the Rings

WHAT THE HECK????? THEY LOOK LIKE VAMPIRES, NOT HOBBITS.

—Tessann

A parody of: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

So does this whole thing take place in the sewers and they eat pizza afterward? Fingers crossed.

—Amy Gabriel, Facebook

A parody of: Scooby-Doo

"Jinkies" is right.

—madisonw44

A parody of: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Hopefully Zero, the ghost dog, makes an appearance.

—j4c9

A parody of: Family Guy

*Prays for perfect Massachusetts accents from the actors*

—ashcarner

A parody of: Adventure Time

Princess Bubblegum is called "Princess BubbleCUM" in this. *shudders*

—camrynj

A parody of: SpongeBob SquarePants

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PHOTO????? IS THAT SPONGEBOB???????? HE LOOKS LIKE BEETLEJUICE.

—hollyleaf1122

A parody of: Edward Scissorhands

There is spaghetti in this porno. Sign me up.

—jxnnjxnn

A parody of: E.T. The Extra Terrestrial

Is that E.T. a person in a suit??? A robot??? Does it move??? WE NEED ANSWERS.

—mothrastewart

A parody of: Jurassic Park

JURASSIC PARK, PEOPLE.

—rejb3