Buzz·Posted on 18 Aug 201622 Jokes About Gendering Babies That'll Make You Say "Shit, Yeah"Colour-coded infants.by by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed Staff, by Natalya LobanovaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. frostandfurious @Nick_Frost [ultrasound scan room] Mother: is it a boy or a girl, Doc? Sonographer: it’s a— [literally from inside the mother] 'I’m vegan' 08:25 AM - 12 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. SocialJusticeWizard @GrumpyTheology I really want to have a baby so I can throw a trolling "GENDER REVEAL" party. The inside of the cake is green. I WAS IMPREGNANTED BY ALIENS 09:15 PM - 15 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Emmah @Emmahdorable my sister is finding the gender of her baby today! i cant wait to see if im going to be an aunt or an uncle 07:26 PM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Sandra Kovalev @snkovalev I don't care if my child is a boy or a girl, as long as it's a healthy puppy. 12:11 AM - 08 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Alexandra Petri @petridishes gender reveal party but when you slice into the cake balloons fall from the ceiling with "JOKE'S ON YOU THIS IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT" on them 06:58 PM - 15 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. Mallory Ortberg @mallelis Baby: dont want u want mama Me: GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT STOP DENYING MY AGENCY Baby: want juice Me: I'M GONNA READ JUDITH BUTLER TO YOU AGAIN 09:00 PM - 21 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. RainbowDashBot✨ @XtinaSchelin GENDERED BABY CLOTHING. For fuck's sake. WHO CARES. They are COLORED FABRICS for SQUIRMY FLESH LUMPS. 10:28 PM - 03 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. Avery Edison @aedison I Didn't Tell Anybody My Baby's Gender But Now I've Forgotten It And They're Too Old For Me To Check Their Genitals Without It Being Weird 05:52 PM - 03 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Elan @EllenPandaBaker Gender is a so weird, it's like "I looked at your baby's private parts and decided he has to like sports and dirt now." 05:46 PM - 19 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ciggie stardust @awhooker People coming up to babies & asking the parent the kid's gender is so weird once you realize they mean "what genitals does your baby have?" 12:40 PM - 21 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Blue Gay Alien @avzmbhunter If I have any kids, I'm going to dress them in all black and if someone asks "awe, is it a boy or a girl?" I say "it's a punk." 08:42 PM - 09 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos I am throwing a gender reveal party for my unborn baby. The reveal is that gender is a myth and you're all slaves to the patriarchy. 05:11 PM - 08 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Ling-Yi Kung @yiyiiiii isn’t it weird that we call babies “it” until a doctor sexes them, as if a baby isn’t a human person until we thrust a gender upon them? 11:29 PM - 17 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. Annie Boss @Annieferd *at my gender reveal party* -my husband excitedly opens the decorative cardboard box -angry bees swarm out & begin 2 sting everyone - bees 12:18 PM - 10 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite